January 2012
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I just spent four hours in the hairdresser’s chair and still left with something completely NOT what I asked for…. and I got charged for it. Going back tomorrow morning so the atrocity that was supposedly the senior stylist can get her boss to “fix it all up for ya”.
Jan 19th
Jan 18th
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Ginger Snaps Back: Here's the deal.  →
nikosnature: fuerdiefreiheit: stateless-crusader: If abortion is a right, then men should have zero obligation to pay child support. If women can abandon their child, so can men. YOU CAN SIGN AWAY YOUR PARENTAL RIGHTS. THAT MEANS YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT. … I think you’re forgetting this tiny little fact… an unborn foetus is not a child. A man (or woman)...
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 13th
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GEE GEE GEE GEE
thisgingersnapsback: BABY BABY BABY GODDAMN IT TYLER I love this song. No, really… When my best friend and I were poor and flatting our tv aerial used to pick up the Korean channel our Korean neighbours subscribed to. Hours and hours of Pops In Seoul, bad soap operas and Korean Super Kids… it was the tits. 
Jan 13th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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greenthing asked: A person who slays a lot of pussy. Me in a nutshell. Jizz Fest. That was good, too. It's supposed to mean "Is Partial To Jewish Males/Jewish Females", but yours is better.
Jan 9th
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I just went to click on fuckyeahaudreytautou but...
Tumblr, you tease.
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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abaldwin360: majere616: thisgingersnapsback: iheartrainbowdash: I refuse to acknowledge this stupid theory that men control everything in society. I’m sure there are some things we don’t control. … … …give me a minute, this is harder than I thought. … … …Oprah. No one controls Oprah except Oprah. Tumblr, you’re killing me tonight, I laughed so hard my neighbors probably heard...
Jan 8th
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“Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of...”
– A Girl You Should Date via @brainpicker (via bookshelfporn) Oh my god… I’ve had a library card since I was 4. Girlfriend material.
Jan 7th
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This one time
I had my Tumblr linked to my Facebook for, like, 2 days. Then I cut that shit right out, cos I didn’t want my real friends knowing what I did on Tumblr. And now Tumblr keeps telling me to change my settings to continue to share with Facebook.
Jan 7th
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How did I miss this???
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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December 2011
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I've been ill for the past 5 days and didn't know...
… then I realise I’ve been drinking rotten milk every morning. What am I doing with my life!?
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Ohmygod Nightline is doing the weather forecast to Friday by Rebecca Black and then the anchor came back and said “Yes, it’s Friday. You have a good weekend” with what was probably her most winning smile all like ”I can tell you’re impressed right now that I’m middle aged, but am still incredibly cool and hip”.
Dec 22nd
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Earthquakes and stuff
Juuust when we were beginning to think that this god awful year had given us it’s worst and was gonna roll nicely on over to 2012 without a hiccup, we were hit by another 2 major earthquakes today. I was on the phone at work tracking down some horrible lady’s parcel when it hit and even though everyone was screaming and the building was rumbling and I was ducking under my desk going...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 17th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 5th
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November 2011
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tyger-lily: I just spat tea everywhere
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 21st
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Isn’t it funny to think that Voldemort has to poop sometimes.
Nov 21st
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The run of bad luck continues...
So… as if a fatal earthquake, losing my job, losing most of my home contents, losing a friend, getting fired via email from another job, then crashing my car, injuring my back and writing my beloved Justy off wasn’t enough crap for one year… yesterday we got robbed. They broke in through our bedroom window, they took our ps3, laptop (had to have a giggle about that -...
Nov 21st
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Nov 19th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Tonight I spent the night drinking gin, baking cupcakes and dancing around my kitchen listening to the Charlie’s Angels soundtrack. Because it’s Thursday.
Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 11th
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Nov 10th
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Nov 9th
colorado-wildflowers asked: oh my god, the rock being thrown at my head incident is why i had bangs for years also!!! and yours are definitely worse than mine hahaha. BUT. i forgot one. one time i was in the bath when i was just a few years old and my dad accidentally hit in my the face with his elbow and knocked one of my teeth out. the whole bath turned red. it was mildly traumatizing.
Nov 9th
arboraceous kate: In honor of TMI Tuesday →
arborescent: Here is an incomplete list of all of the bizarre ways in which I have been injured/hospitalized through the years. 3rd grade; Godfather’s rescue dog, unprovoked, bites my face. Around my eye. Am rushed to the ER; get stitches around my eye. Am forced to wear eye patch for 8 weeks. Thankfully,… Woah, dude. And I thought I was bad!! 4 months old - my 2 older brothers each...
Nov 8th
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Wahhhhhhhhh I just watched the last episode of Veronica Mars season 3 and now I’m all sad and mad and smad that there will never be any more Veronica Mars in the universe ever. Damn you, people who decide the fate of tv shows; damn you to hell!!
Nov 6th