oh my god, the rock being thrown at my head incident is why i had bangs for years also!!! and yours are definitely worse than mine hahaha. BUT. i forgot one. one time i was in the bath when i was just a few years old and my dad accidentally hit in my the face with his elbow and knocked one of my teeth out. the whole bath turned red. it was mildly traumatizing.
I’m just so stupidly accident prone, it’s no fun! Gah that sounds horrible! I don’t remember the tug of war thing and I only remember little bits of what happened when I was 2, mainly the doctor’s office where I got the stitches. Oh! And after the car crash this year, after they cleared my spine of breaks I got up and then fainted and broke my hand on the way down hahaha clap clap for us handicaps, eh!?