abaldwin360:

majere616:

thisgingersnapsback:

iheartrainbowdash:

I refuse to acknowledge this stupid theory that men control everything in society.

I’m sure there are some things we don’t control.

…give me a minute, this is harder than I thought.

…Oprah.

No one controls Oprah except Oprah.

Tumblr, you’re killing me tonight, I laughed so hard my neighbors probably heard me.