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greenthing: SWF 21 IPT JM/JF  Likes booze, Wayne’s World, lipstick, pizza Dislikes bad teeth, Rush, chumps Hobbies include overusing the term “cuntrag”, never being on time, getting drunk, sending fanmail to 1980s has-beens Looking for the 2011 Justin to my 2001 Britney I got as far as Single White Female, 21 and then had to rely on Urban Dictionary to do the rest of the translating for me… I got Single White Female, 21, I Pooped Today, Jealous Much/Jizz Fest Although JM could also have meant the act of sexual stimulation via excessively large nostrils or a person who slays a lot of pussy.

greenthing:

SWF 21 IPT JM/JF 

Likes booze, Wayne’s World, lipstick, pizza

Dislikes bad teeth, Rush, chumps

Hobbies include overusing the term “cuntrag”, never being on time, getting drunk, sending fanmail to 1980s has-beens

Looking for the 2011 Justin to my 2001 Britney

I got as far as Single White Female, 21 and then had to rely on Urban Dictionary to do the rest of the translating for me…

I got Single White Female, 21, I Pooped Today, Jealous Much/Jizz Fest

Although JM could also have meant the act of sexual stimulation via excessively large nostrils or a person who slays a lot of pussy.

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